herpest

a double whammy of discovering you have herpes and crabs at the same time

Maannnn. Thad finally went to the doctor and found out he has a case of the herpest. At least you can get rid of the one, but the other is for life...

by Sargentap January 22, 2010

herestomy

A vasectomy performed on an unwilling subject.

Mike gave Kevin a herestomy with a plastic fork!

by Anonymously Synonymous July 22, 2010

hermeting

Hermiting means the act of being a hermet crab staying in its shell but a human staying inside their house and not socializing with anyone.

Staying in his house hermeting

by hermeting - hermet June 13, 2015

Hermetat

Hermetat... is a biowaste converter. Hermetia illucins, is the black soldier fly larvae that lives in this composting unit going about its duty of eating waste. Thus, artificial habitat for a very important insect.

The hermetat needs aerated on a daily basis.

by Sundownboogieman July 4, 2019

herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

herpester

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.

Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.

by saintsgirl September 14, 2006

hermetically

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005