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hoentology 

The scientific branch that studies hoes and their behavior
She’s a hoentology major.
hoentology by cumplaining November 27, 2019

Hectology 

The classic study of being hectic.
Yo. I got my PHD in Hectology and now I'm a Hectologist
Hectology by Frequaliser February 6, 2024

Histology 

person A: what are you doing bro?
Person B:studying histology.
Person A:oh no ,get some help!
Histology by Micropizza May 1, 2021

histology 

pure science of studying tissues (biology/anatomy). Requires careful analysis. the best department to ever be a part of.
Phil: I think I want to be a histotechnician.

Brad: Histology is tough but the coolest department you can be a part of!!

dentology 

"Did you hurt your tooth? You should go to the dentology clinic."
"That's not a word fuckhead"
dentology by Maximillianian October 20, 2023

Hauntology 

A nostalgia for the future that never came, and a hatred for the past that bungled on the delivery of that future.

Alternative form: hauntalgia.
Do you see those abandoned trolley tracks over there? I have so much hauntology for a life where I could ride a modern tram to work instead of these crappy busses.
Hauntology by G_IV April 2, 2024