Hemroid

A person who is a pain in the ass.

Bill: Mark can be such a douche.
Steve: Yea, that kid is such a hemroid.

by Echo5mike November 6, 2013

hemmroids

speed bumps for gay guys

Slow down Mikey! Your going too fast over my hemmroids!

by Jesse Dixon May 14, 2006

Hemroid hunter

The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.

Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!

by bordman24 September 13, 2010

Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.

That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!

by Sexy little girl July 11, 2015

hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Hamroids

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.

“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”

by DPScherer October 31, 2023