Finland Helicopter

Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.

Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!

by BMJimmer November 22, 2010

helicopter parent

A parent who hovers over their child, regardless of the child's needs or desires. An over protective parent who does not want their child to face any difficulty without their parent's help.

That kid's mom just went onto the field to check on his injury. All he did was slide into home. Think she's a helicopter parent??

by Iskid2astop April 7, 2009

Helicopter parent

A retarded fuck who thinks invading their childrens life and giving them no privacy is a good idea

Person A: my helicopter parents know where I am 24/7
Person B: Dude WTF I feel so bad for you having no privacy is the worst thing on earth

by Marcel but gay December 7, 2019

Pachi helicopter

when one opens a packet of liquid and spin around with it facing outward and spattering on someone else

Imma pachi helicopter on you

by my friend jack did this to me October 3, 2018

The Helicopter

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!

by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017

Helicoptering

The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience

One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.

by Weewee weapon September 12, 2016

Dick Helicopter

Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.

Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.

by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012