hessel

'To Hessel' means: to masturbate while thinking of anal sex with animals.

"dude, the ass of that dog makes me horny. I'd really like to Hessel right now!"

by Hessel August 10, 2006

Heissellphobic

The act of being scared of heissell. Most likely would be scared of her in fear that you would lose your sanity.

"I'm heissellphobic because of Renee."

by Kells_iguess January 29, 2022

alliana heessel

A rotated bitch that likes dick

Alliana heessel is a retard

by Bobby stiffer May 5, 2018

Hessell

A person who claims to wear designer clothes but it is obviously noticeable that they are from the swapmeet. Is very funny and can get all the ladies. Is not afraid of being rebuked.

Hessell is so fly.

by Mignuggets_ February 4, 2017

Hesseltine

great family who people hate on out of jealously. People hold grudges on them for things they can’t control. Being the bigger person they move on and don’t care about what others think.

Girl: My mom doesn’t like you because your last name is Hesseltine.

Hesseltine: Well she can screw off and get over herself.

by TheTruth;)11 December 10, 2018

Hessel

Hessel is the defenition of a whanker he never Comes and Hatesniggers also has a weakness for diarrhea

Look at that Hessel shitting him self

That hessel is having a soft wet time on the toilet

by Maybe a Virgin November 23, 2021

Heisel

Heisel is the King of the whole world and people need to crawl and pray to Get his attention. He is the richest and most powerfull boy in the world. All the girls are after him and You better hode your girl

Oh theres Heisel. Get on your knees now.
He’s the most powerfull king in the world

by NORWEGIAN KING June 26, 2023