The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010
Get the Heinekin farts mug.Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
by keifermail April 15, 2014
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by corso954 May 13, 2005
Get the heinie mug.by A Heinbuchee December 17, 2008
Get the Heinbuch mug.Hein is a man strong in his own way, a hart of gold. Hein will go the extra mile to help other people. If you know a hein you can be considered to be the luckiest person alive. He will make your day so much better with just a hello and his loving smile. He is a handsome man ready for anything on his path. He takes life on with 110% of what he has to offer. A sporty man with legs like a super hero- even the personality to fit. His eyes tells the story of his life. If you look long enough you will realise you need him as a friend or a lover. Being with him is the best thing to happen in your day. Hein has an presence unexplained. A smile to share with the world. A hug to uplift the down-and-out. He is sent from above for a big reason.
by Skillieniss August 27, 2013
Get the Hein mug.Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.
“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”
by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023
Get the Heinerscheided mug.An annoying and amusing catchphrase from The Howard Stern Show, designed for the purpose of pissing off Howard Stern staffer Jon Hein. Despite Hein's efforts to suppress the catchphrase, it has gained some traction among followers of the show, in much the same way as Bababooey did many years earlier.
(Golf Announcer): "McIlroy lining up the shot now with the 7-iron."
*WHAP*
(Spectator): "Hit 'em with the Hein!"
*WHAP*
(Spectator): "Hit 'em with the Hein!"
by Reggie Dunlop 69 September 19, 2016
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