Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 11, 2017

heezee

refers to a person's head

He wuz beaten on da heezee, know what I'm sayin?

by Midnight Shocker April 28, 2005

Heeze

Something that is excellent and superior to average.

Chateauneuf du Pape is a heeze wine.

by Monty Bojangles January 9, 2019

we HEEZE

When something is so hilarious that it makes you wheeze in a humorous way

Person: Ok yea but plankton said "YES DADDY" once
Person2: we HEEZE

by Marina Is An Animal February 20, 2017