Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

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Economic Headwinds

Reason given by publicly traded companies while reporting poor performance to investors.

Hey Joe last quarter really sucked we should not have decorated our offices and written big bonus checks to ourselves, what should we do? No worries, I have an easy response, we just tell our investors that we hit economic headwinds and that is why profits are down.

by Mmadigan February 10, 2009

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heading

The insertion of the head into the anus of another.

Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.

by iguanapunk June 20, 2004

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Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

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bobble heading

The act of someone rocking their head up, down and all around in a bobbling motion while thizzing mad balls.

"Jesus dude, Tha Producer is bobble heading so hard he looks like he has tourettes."

"Wow that kid is straight bobble heading his brains out, tight."

by HU Soldier November 17, 2007

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Heading

The act of putting your head (the one on your shoulders) into a vagina or butt.

So me and my buddy were walking to school seventh grade year and we were talking about sex. Well I just saw a video of a guy putting his whole head in this girl's vagina and I was like "let's call it heading".

She was getting heading from a guy.

by Cody Manly June 19, 2011

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