Headpat

an act of affection, done by placing a hand on another person's head, and either moving it from side to side gently (petting) or moving it up and down (patting). usually done with close and semi-close friends. can make one feel calmer and happier.

"I'm gonna headpat you"

*pat pat*

by TheNameIsTanya February 8, 2021

A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020

yee yee headass

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.

Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.

by yee yee headass October 3, 2018

Franklin Academy East Haddam

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place

Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"

by Man of the street August 23, 2022

Autotune Headache

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.

Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."

by nothere413 September 8, 2010

Headbangable

A heavy song with massive groove or driving rhythm that makes a metalhead move their head in time with the music. Then when no one is around, they crank the stereo up to 11 and headbang themselves sick. If one of these songs occurs at a live concert, anyone close to the metalhead will be hit by whipping hair.

Of Wolf and Man by Metallica is SO headbangable! I listened to it three times today and now I have a migraine. Good times!

by SirJigglesAlot November 1, 2011

headache booty

When a woman with a gargantuan hiny sits on your face and gives you a headache from the sheer mass of the ass, it can be said that the woman has a "headache booty"

Man: Dude Alexis and I did some freaky shit last night, I found out she's got a headache booty
Friend: That's just wrong man.

by Mickey CoralSnake January 13, 2011