Headboard Betty

A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not the girl next door, and not going to be your next wife.

by Kurt Ahrens August 19, 2007

headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

by Travman December 3, 2002

Headboard Hangover

Headache derived from repeatedly having one's head banged against the headboard during sex.

This morning's walk-of-shame included a raging headboard hangover.

by Joy Lovewell June 18, 2015

put her through the headboard

when you are hitting it soo hard the girls head bangs the headboard

I put that broad right through my headboard last night

by Jamerz November 26, 2003

Headboard banger

This is where a concussion is given to a girl during rough sex.

I was headboard banging, and my girlfriend closed her eyes, but i only thought she was relaxed, and then when finished she never woke up. Damn -( headboard banger)-

by Headboard banger June 3, 2011

headboarder

a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her

That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night was was such a headboarder i think i heard him crying in the morning

by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

headboard betty

Scenario: A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

http://www.headboardbetty.com Headboard betty.

by Kurt Ahrens January 2, 2009