Headbanger

A sexual position, in which the woman lies on her back on a table (preferably waist high) and leans her head backward off the edge. she then "opens wide" whilst the man shoves his raging red devil erection into her blowhole. the man should thrust as if having rough sex. Voila!. the Headbanger

WARNING:Male scrotum CAN cause severe damage to the womans face whilst it slaps her in the EYES!

Doctor (to lusty patient): lie on this table and tilt your head back over the edge while i examine your throat.

Woman (proceeds to do so)

Doctor:open wide......now say ahhh

Woman: ahh...AHHHGHGHooglahb

Doctor: TOTAL HEADBANGER!! WHEYYYYYYY

(squirt)

doctor: that'll be €300 please

by $P@C€R 54 May 18, 2009

Headbanging

someone who sits in a car and when there dad breaks and then they throw there head back and there moobs fly backwards and hit them in the face

gregory sat in the car and he was headbanging
or

bethany was sitting in class headbanging
or

jayne was sitting in her councilling room headbanging

by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011

headbanger

The act of inhaling the smoke of a joint or blunt of marijuana through one's nose into one's lungs. The large amount of synapses in the nostrils give the user an immediate light headed or high feeling.
Some would argue this is a better method than inhaling the smoke through the mouth, which doesn't give such immediate/possibly more intense results.

bro 1: gimme a headbanger brah, i wanna get fucked up!!!

bro 2: aight. *shottys the blunt/joint into bro 1's nose*

bro 1: ...duuuddeee the colors! the colors!!!

by Trae March 23, 2007

headbanger

when getting head from a girl on a bunk bed and the man is about to ejaculate, he decides to be a gentleman and throws the girl off thus hitting her head on the ceiling. While in shock of the bang, the man blows his load.

Mark got a headbanger last night.

by teamchad November 30, 2005

headbanger

The funniest sexual position ever. Involves...the girls head banging on the ground. Amazing.

"I tried the headbanger last night. Yea, the doctor says she has a mild concussion, but she says she wants to do it again. So what the hell.

by K-rizzle November 30, 2004

headbang

To perform the act of bobbing your head up and down on a penis.

Samantha always headbanged afterschool.

by Jay July 02, 2004

headbanger

someone who repeatedly bounces there head off of random objects.

Dalton was a headbanger camping yesterday... he hit his head every five minutes.

by Dalton MI November 13, 2007