Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."
A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
When an individual finds hugs more stimulating than actual sexual activity. Usually forces hugs onto unwilling victims. Who they hug are of unimportance: girls, boys, animals, trees, etc.
Sarah - Jesus, Eric's hugged everyone at this party... Is he already drunk?