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Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance
It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.
by Branzached July 14, 2021
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Get off at Haymarket

Using the 'withdrawal method' of contraception.

In Edinburgh, Scotland, Haymarket is a railway station arrived at just before the city's main station, Waverley. So by getting off at Haymarket you aren't going the full distance.
"Hey Enzio, I hear you got another bird pregnant, you should maybe get off at Haymarket"
by hIVh September 17, 2020
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hayaat

It means life in arabic.
Hayaat with double ' aa ' is a boy's name.

It can also be used as the description of the most awesome, friendly person you'll ever know. He can be there for you when you need him the most.
ouhebha hayaat
(i love my life) - in arabic
(i love you, hayat) - in arabic
by Lordpardonme June 13, 2020
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Haymaker

All of the other definitions are false or sexual, let me clear things up. A Haymaker is a punch that is similar to a hook, but instead of the elbo bent at around 100 degrees, the elbo is only slightly bent (maybe 160 degrees) and usually hits the side of the body or even head. Widely used by unexperienced fighters because it is usually the first and easiest strike one can execute. But they can also be powerful if done right but is almost never very accurate, deeming it impractical in most cases unless one really knows what he/she is doing; even though it is so widely used. Unexperienced fighters usually only hit with their dominant hand too.
-Bubba Joe: Hey fag! I fucked your mom last night!
-John Doe: Dude I don't like people talking about my mom like that, she died you son of a bitch!
-Bubba Joe: HAHA! I'm so macho!!!
-John Doe: *pushes Bubba Joe knocking him on his ass*
-Bubba Joe: *gets up and throws a bunch of haymakers and misses*
-John Doe: *Shovel hooks Bubba Joe in the face* HANDSTRIKESFACE!
by badmothabrotha May 11, 2011
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Hamaad

The most greatful handsome person you can meet get all the babes and loyal
Lesa-hey maad wanna make out
Hamaad-no nigga I have a babe
by Miiyyyaa May 18, 2018
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hayaan

This is someone that you probably met through a mutual mexican friend playing soccer outside your dorm in college. He loves the words "deadass" and "yeet", as well as over apostrophed words such as "whom'st've." He is probably Muslim, much to the disgust of any Armenians he is unfortunate enough to meet. All in all, he's a solid guy.
Hayaan, you forgot your laptop in our room again!
That Hayaan is always leaving stuff behind!
by ChickenTitties69 October 10, 2017
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Hayaa

Sexy , cute and attractive asf !!

She will do anything for the person she loves.

Nice and she got body goals !!

Athletic , Lovable , Badass

Funny asf !! If shes quite then theirs something

wrong cuz shes always active.

Hates liars and betrayers

She will text you until u reply.

May get annoying sometimes if she eats to

much sugar.

She got all the guys .

She has a lot of friends , boys like hanging out

with her.

She has the best eyes that you ever see.

Shes the full package !!
Person1 : OMG your dating hayaa , wow ur lucky

Person2: Ikr hes so lucky haya is the full package
by Ermando Randle January 23, 2019
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