Hamdong

A pro-verb to describe a state of intoxication and/or anything else you want it to mean

I'm so hamdonged.

I like your hamdong.

Will you redo my hamdong?

Hamdiggitydong.

Hamdong often.

This party is hamdonging.

To hamdong off.

I just killed a hamdong.

It's a hamdongerday.

Welcome to the hamdong.

by Dilldong August 28, 2009

Haydon

A Haydon is a one of a kind person. They are tall, dark, and handsome. They come off as a bit of a bad boy, but they're really innocently sweet. They also can make people laugh really easily. Haydons are good with their hands, and are usually very mechanically inclined. Haydons are trustworthy, usually people you can share all your secrets and problems with. Haydons are very loving and affectionate. They usually come across as flirtatious, but are just super nice and caring! Haydons have hearts for people and wants to take away all sufferings. He'll make you fall in love with him in an instant. Don't ever let a Haydon go.

Person 1: oh my gosh! My car needs new breaks.

Person 2: take it to Haydon. He'll fix it!

Girl 1: that Haydon guy is incredible!
Girl 2: I know! He's hot, funny AND sweet. Go for it!

by Lainabelle November 9, 2013

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

handonballinger

A user on “stan twitter” that can be problematic at times and always uses a fancam of the popular youtube sensation colleen mae ballinger rapping

I follow the user @handonballinger on twitter

by Dillon61 April 4, 2020

Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

by Team Ferret January 24, 2020

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by Holmes December 4, 2002