habaglu

A habaglu is a dyslexic monkey

Zaki was acting like a habaglu

by Hichmo August 25, 2021

Hasbag

A person that once qualified as a full-blown assbag, but has since faded from assbaggery.

Julie called Joe an assbag, but I think he's become a hasbag since he got his new position at work.

by jimbowh September 24, 2008

hagbag

A woman at a bar who is there for the sole purpose of getting dick. Usually an unattractive female who buys copious amounts of drinks for anyone willing to talk.

"Do you see that girl over there in the mini skirt with her meat flaps hanging out, lets see if Elliot falls for her."

"I woke up this morning not remembering parts of last night and with an extremely unattractive woman, I got hagbagged for sure."

by Firework Master March 6, 2009

Hambagged

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".

"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol

by ciaracw February 19, 2011

habaglibo

the meaning to fart loudly in a room

he habaglibod all over the wall

by habaglibo October 18, 2023

haybag

(n.) Slang term for a female. Often used when a male is unsure of the nature of his relationship with said female. (i.e. friend, friend with benefits, benefits despite lack of friendship, girlfriend, fiance, wife by common law marriage, babymama, mistress etc.)

1. "What d'ya say there Boss. Did ya feel that earthquake last night...I woke up and the whole trailer was shakin'...I though the haybag was runnin' the washin' machine or somethin'.

2. "How's the haybag doing?"

"I don't know. I think we broke up cause she acts like she hates me, but every other night we're bonin'. She must have found out about my babymama."

by poop456 October 19, 2011

HayBaGabe

A name Denise made up for her Bother Jay in 2013.

Hey let’s go to HayBaGabe’s to swim!

by OneBadDen December 30, 2020