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Hattiesburg

Fourth largest city in Mississippi. Known as "The Hub City" due to geographic location to other city in the region. Home to the University of Southern Mississippi. Camp Shelby is located just South of Hattiesburg. At 136,000 acres it is the largest National Guard training site in the nation.

non Hood Hattiesburg is made up increasingly of people that fit into one or more of these groups:

1. Stand next to you and yell into their cellphones while you are trying to read in Books-A-Million or enjoy nature on the Long Leaf Trace.

2. Want to tell you how much money they make, their son in another state makes and everyone else in their family. What their house cost and what it cost to remodel. What their 47 inch TV cost. You get all this information within two minutes of asking, "hey how is it going?" from a stranger or someone you have not seen in a while.

3. Drive $58,000 Chevy Tahoes with W stickers on the back or a Jesus fish.

4. Pretentious yuppie scum that think living in the most exclusive neighborhood and bigger house with gaudy stainless steel appliances makes you a better person.

5. Gets depressed about living in a little 2600 sq foot house of mostly unused space when there are bigger mcmansions out there!
My political science professor at Southern Miss calls everyone from Ole Miss racist. He also told the class "white people move from certain neighborhoods in Hattiesburg cause they are racist." Meantime he has been keeping it real at Lake Serene for 25 years.

Hattiesburg seems to be made up of arrogant people just trying to screw you out of your money. These people lack the work ethic and humility of people from Meridian. Probably due to Meridian being founded on factories and mills. While Hattiesburg's soul comes from a drain of bullshit starting at the pompous staff of USM.

Bret Farve lives just outside the city of Hattiesburg. He's got more money than all these poseurs and still isn't an arrogant jerk. They should follow he's lead and show a little humility when interacting with others.

When you run into someone nice in Hattiesburg it's usually cause they just moved there or live somewhere else for a good deal of time. The Republicans at softRock104 will probably read this on the air after they play Fleetwood Mac for the 12 millionth time. Rock 104 sucks! 103.7 Rulez! Yeah!
by WDAM sucks May 15, 2008
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hattie

Hattie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is in other words a sex bomb and she gets all of the boys when she is in public.
lula:is that a Hattie
belle:yea I totally
by lulapops May 26, 2019
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hattiesburg

The only place with only (4 things) to do: eat, bowl, lazertag, or the one movie theater!
What do you want to do in hattiesburg?.......oh...sorry we don't have one of those. ....or those...or those! You only have four options.....sorry:(
by purpleplaya September 10, 2012
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Hattiesburg

-verb
to make mediocre and make something suck
Gah, those guys always try to Hattiesburg the website.
by heough April 15, 2009
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Hattie Abley

hattie abley, how does one start? god this girl is just amazing. shes just a bundle of happiness and beauty. she is most well known for her song "3 am" (now available on sound cloud). but also known for her incredible inside jokes. many of these jokes are prominently featured on her instagram story (@hagsjustwannahavefun). there are many jokes such as her group of friends coining the term "backyardigang" referring to the backyadigans, and seemingly radish-related puns with a girl running a dodie fan account.

hattie is a very talented young woman who you could say is able(y) to do anything her puts her mind to. she runs three instagram accounts where she has many loving online friendships.

one could easily aspire to be or be like miss hattie abley with her impeccable charming characteristics.
"Gosh I wish I could be like Hattie Abley"
"Do you know Hattie Abley? She's one talented hag!"
"Have you heard Hattie Abley's song "3 am"? Get it on SoundCloud now!"
by personnumber374 May 27, 2019
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Hattierose

An intelligent, gorgeous, snarky, funny, young woman who works hard. She loves reading. Loves eating carbs. Loves to play with toys because she’s secretly still a six year old inside. Is a total Cali girl. She loves her older sister too
Hattierose is very gorgeous
by thicccscrunchie February 28, 2019
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Hattie

hatties are some of the most amazing and funny people you will know! She will allay come up with the weirdest things.

Hatties are also very tall.
Thy also love a good old pig.
Hatties will get on the best with Lolas and Millies because of there unique personalities.
Person 1: ' look at that person wearing a pig mask'
Person2: 'She's obviously a hattie!'
by cat.lover12 May 29, 2018
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