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hatfished

When a man only looks attractive while wearing a hat
"Dude when I saw John without a hat he looked totally different! He hatfished me!"
by Le diable August 19, 2017
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Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Hatfishing

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.
"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - he was hatfishing her."
by Tzensant June 12, 2020
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Hatisha

A name you could use on your fake ID.
'Maaan, I don't know what name to put on this fake ID'
'How about Hatisha?'
'Yeah, awesome!'
by I'm a Pseudonym March 21, 2010
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hattisfat

the crease between the end of the buttocks and the upper hamstring.
Maria is finally off her period but she still can't do anything because of that rash on her hattisfat.
by Dixon Jars December 7, 2011
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Hateish

That moment when you REALLY dislike something. Not just, "oh yea, I don't like that" but it's so bad that it kills you.
Kelly's hateish is when her friend replies in text short answers. Kelly strongly dislikes short answers.
by DatDisneyNerd April 27, 2016
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Hatfishing

When a guy (or girl) wears a hat to hide a lack of hair or receding hairline thus upping their perceived attractiveness.
Wow! He went from a 7 to a 4 as soon as he took his hat off. Was he hatfishing? I feel like I’ve been hatfished.
by WiseGuy42 August 19, 2021
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