hattack

verb. A blow or punch- Usually towards the neck region in a karate chop manner

When preforming a 'hattack'- one must scream hattack in the process of the blow.

Benjamin- What are you looking at?
Robert- Your ugly face.
Benjamin- *karate chop to neck* Hattack!

by psucrew November 19, 2009

hatrick

To hook up with exactly three women in a set period of time. This situation usually happens at a party or strip club.

boy: How many chick did you get with tonight?

boy 2: My friend, I pulled a hatrick.

by Mattybro March 4, 2008

Hat Rack

A very skinny male who resembles a pole or very thin object

Jim: Holy shit!! Did that hat rack just talk?

Joe: No man. Thats Matt

by Wallytheman December 24, 2007

Maribor hatrick

A act of not shiding for five days and then shitting in condom, freezing it and then using it to sexualy discomfort the hooker.

I did Maribor hatrick on Shaniqua.
What is wrong with you man

by Lojze Janša March 9, 2023

hat rack

a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.

Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*

by bishopofbumville May 9, 2007

hatrick

Der Fürher of Loudoun county public schools. also head of local Gestapo. Refuses to allow slaves any breaks for incliment weather.

That dude is such a HATRICK.

Who's worse, Hatrick or Hitler?

by macleod February 23, 2005

Hat rack

Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.

Its all fun and games until the hat rack loses the game.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003