Hatester

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.

i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.

by civilian601 June 21, 2012

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Hailstorm

the sexual act of snorting your partner's cum, and then sneezing it back onto them.

"Bruh, Stacy hailstormed me hardcore last night."

by AlphaWaffle November 24, 2014

Hatesturbating

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

by Phaex February 17, 2009

Halestromn

The ultimate God, and prime good of the universe. It is he who set in motions the nuances existence, and shared his powers across a wide lineage of successors. His power is fabled to be all-encompassing, and his morality pure, which is why many have come to call him the "Warrior-King," "Judge," and "Lord of Justice." In Classical art, he is depicted with a large scythe held and supported by one hand, and a book denoting his judged foes in the other, while many Renaissance arts omit the book, some showing it instead strapped to his waist. It is told that he has been in absence of the world, leaving his creation in the hands of his successors. But prophecy foresees his eventual return to the world, where he will once again take it upon himself to protect the innocent, and judge the unworthy.

"What the Halestromn!?"
"Oh my Halestromn, are you serious?!"
"lol hale pls"

by ShadowPen August 29, 2013

hailstorm razor

The act of bending your sexual partner over, getting a broom, no the handle side, and cleanin out either their anal or vaginal area, screaming,"HAILSTORM RAZOR"

"HAILSTORM RAZOR" *shoves broom up Becky's fat ass*

by This dick December 5, 2014

heatstorm

N: When its so hot and humid that you cant get outside; A: Like a snowstorm but heat; V; The act of feeling like walking into a wall off thick air;

Origin of language southern United States

Heatstorm is not wet

Jimmy walked out his house and got hit by the heatstorm so hard he died.

by FMLitsTaken July 13, 2021