hatebeating

the act of masturbating while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Tony sat in the corner hatebeating while listening to Achy Breaky Heart.

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

Hateberry

The predominate flavour of haterade.

Person 1: Woah, what flavour of haterade you drinkin?
Person 2: Hateberry man.

by Second_Crimson October 26, 2010

Hatage

The credability of ones hat.

The credability of ones hat.

"man that is some serious hatage"

"That's some hatage shes got!"

by Sean-h December 21, 2008

halabeesh

A man who has nothing better to go then lick the scum of the bottom of small stone in his knome garden.

Mitch will never amount to anything but his halabeesh.

by Version7.0 December 4, 2003

Hatabeh

A fat blonde man

Oh my God! look at that Hatabeh, he's so fat and blonde!

by abulmeesh May 24, 2011

Hatameat

A man who was once a playboy who preferred a herum of women to a monogamous relationship, who grew up, fell in love, and ended up being the greatest boyfriend ever. Notoriously known for being great in bed and saying "awesome" a lot

That Hatameat is my kind of guy. I want him to be only mine!

by LaurLaur86 September 22, 2010

halabeeb

A name for a weird ass person that plays too many video games. It can be an insult or compliment depending on the person.

Sean is such a halabeeb

by Livyyyyy14 July 6, 2021