Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with nonces, drug dealers and drugies and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack "Haslingden is shit"
Mat "you're right"

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Haslet

(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.

The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.

To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.

Bruv don't be goin near that dutty girl she's haslet mate!

by kushti October 18, 2010

haslamed

to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late.

dude i think i got haslamed last night this girl grapped my arm and pulled me into a bed room. Then her friend texted me this morning and told me she had mono last week.

by phoenixville-ian December 8, 2007

hasley

the baddest bitch alive PERIODT! She get all the guys/girls and everyone tryna be her

Hasley is such a baddie like everyone loves her and I wish I was her

by wassup_tbh8 December 23, 2020

Haslippy

An overly wordy legalese way of writing a simple memo to students. Usually including firstly, secondly, thirdly, fourthly and containing at least 5 paragraphs.

"Man, that e-mail was so haslippy"

by legaleagle86 April 19, 2010

Haslem

Haslem is a hot ass person and if you meet him then you are the luckiest person because he is loyal and he stays humble for his friends

Haslem is hot

by Hypercuzzz October 18, 2019

robert haslett

The best man with a long gigantic cock. He likes beating his meat to pictures of vishy and loves Sam and want to get the gawk gawk from her

Robert haslett is sexy AF

by bocaJ nostreboR October 29, 2020