right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

caught red-handed

To be caught in the act of committing a crime, with the evidence there for all to see.

honey came in and she caught red-handed
creeping with the girl next door

by metheteen August 30, 2010

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.

guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)

by balooboo May 7, 2011

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004