Handyman

Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.

I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman.

by pdoghilton April 28, 2010

Hardman

1.A climber of mythic or heroic stature.
2. A climber who has accomplished climbs of epic difficulty or danger.
3. A climber who has survived a number of epics
4. An exceptionally tough climber.
Orginally used to describe a number of talented and tough climbers from the British Isles during the 40s and 50s. Now used to refer to a mentally and physically tough climber

John's epic first ascent of the North Face proved he was a real hardman.

by Jim Couch February 4, 2006

harryman

Otherwise known as Bill Beckenwerth, Harryman fought crime in the city. On criminals he had no pity. His career began in France and ended in Illinois. After his television show was canceled, he vanished and has yet to be seen.

Harryman was sent to an insane asylum.

by Will April 21, 2005

Handyman

What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.

"My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."

by S man Welder October 23, 2022

handyman playboy

Someone who can’t settle down with a woman and who is a total fuck boy

Have you seen Will smith? He’s a total handyman playboy

by HolaMyLlamoSex6969 January 20, 2020

Jayden Hardman

Big willy, big beanhead, big belly

Jayden Hardmans looking like a heavy kid, got the Rambo on him dont mess onto blud

by Corey's family are thots May 18, 2020

Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022