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headphone mode

A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.
Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up.

Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.
by Sam Zackheim March 2, 2007
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Headphone Syndrome

Someone attempting to speak to one another while listening to ear bleedingly loud music through their headphones.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about Katie?
Guy 2: WHAT?!?
Guy 1: Are you retarded?
Guy 2: YEAH!. (turns off music) I'm sorry what?
Guy 1: Damn, must be headphone syndrome.
by brandonXcore April 6, 2007
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Headphone Music

Music and songs which make far less sense unless they're listened to on a decent set of headphones. It also helps bigtime to be under the influence of basically ANY mind altering substance when listening to the song/s.
Yo, I listened to 'Zion Train' by Bob Marley last night on headphones, dude. I could hear every cymbal crash, cow bell, bass riff... It was off the wall. Bob was speaking to me, bro. I've listened to that song a million times, but after that smoking out and doing it headphone music style? I realize that Bob was a fucking prophet on Earth, man. Damn this is some good weed.
by zackjmack January 16, 2011
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Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.
Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.
by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013
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Headphoney

Pretending to listen to music so that you can be left in peace, ostensibly to do work.
"John's just being headphoney; he says he can't get any work done because of your constant chatter."
by TyrannicalDuck July 7, 2009
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Fart With Headphones On

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011
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handphone

Konglish

handphone means Mobile or cellular phone
what is your handphone number?
by Malcom.B June 23, 2010
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