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Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.
John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.
by Team Ferret January 24, 2020
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Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.
That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.
by de-pube December 5, 2020
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clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.
"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.
by SRS May 1, 2005
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Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.
Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!
by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009
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Die-Hardon

When watching something particularly manly, such as action films or explosions, an erection ensues.
I enjoyed that pipe bomb so much, I got a Die-Hardon
by carolejonchris March 3, 2008
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walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.
by scott January 30, 2004
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Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties
Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.
by andy1 May 29, 2005
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