hardbody

Hardbody (noun)

The UK’s #1 fitness equipment provider, born in the grind, built for the strong. Known for making gear so good, you’ll PR by accident.

A brand that turns lifters into legends, supplying lever belts, knee sleeves, and wrist wraps to the masses like the kingpin of progress.

The ultimate sign you take your training seriously, if it’s not Hardbody, it’s just… soft.

Example:
“Mate, I swapped to a Hardbody lever belt and now I’m worried I might accidentally deadlift the squat rack.”

Synonyms: gains dealer, gym royalty, lifting royalty.

"Ever since I started using Hardbody gear, my lifts went up, my form got sharper, and now even the gym dog nods at me in respect."

by Lord Hardbody August 8, 2025

Hardbody Freeze

When playing any type of video game and the game freezes for a length of time longer than 10 minutes and is not playable after that time period.

I was playing fallout: new vegas and i was about to beat the game, next thing i know it hardbody freezes on me and i have to do the whole last mission over again! WTF!

by dariusbthebest December 30, 2010

Hardbody nigga

A nigga with a body as hard as steel, nothing can pierce this body no matter what you use against it. Hardbody niggas are also exceptional street rappers.

Joshy: Don't fuck with me, I'm a hardbody nigga!

Nolan: Oh shit man, I'm sorry I didn't know.

by Joshi Boogychang March 15, 2015

Hardbody_27

A balding, wimpy, middle-aged computer nerd who enjoys going into chatrooms and pretending to be a young, buff studd.

When i go online the ladies cant get enough of harbdoy_27.

Mom, leave me alone, hardbody_27 is about to get some virtual action

by John French July 8, 2004

hardbody_27

My operating systems professor

I seen hardbody_27 in the chatroom last night trying to get on up in some girls pants.

by bob July 9, 2004

chillen' hardbody

To hang hard, preferably with several to many bros, engaging in activities such as beer pong, delving into the seminal works of David Hume, drum circles, rap battles, disk golf, and imbibing ganja through various techniques, only to name a few.

-Hey baby, you wanna smoke L's in the jacuzzi with the girlies and I?

-Sorry gurrl, but chu know I'm chillen' hardbody with my dogg Tron 2nite!

by nome de plum August 11, 2010

Chillen' Hardbody

To relax, to sustain, or to compensate for lack of, intensely pleasurable activities, activities typically involving the bros, but not necessarily. Can include anything from physically strenuous, to emotionally compromising pastimes.

I am just going to go bowling with the bros, chillen' hardbody, yadaha I'm sayin'?!?

by bra-man August 6, 2010