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Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.
Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
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hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.
I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.
by bandetox December 16, 2014
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Hard Candy List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.
OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!

Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?

OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019
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Hard Cap

The hard cap would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing. The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.
What level is the hard cap in Skyrim?
by bostoncasey December 16, 2014
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hard case

New Zealand slang for a witty person.
Person 1: Do you like Steve?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a hard case
by kate_robyn December 10, 2004
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Super-Hard-Core

DOUBLE B. Because she is Super-Fucking-Hard-Core to the fullest eXtent POSSIBALL!
That's soooooooo Super-Hard-Core! PSSHHH!!! No it's not! It's sooo DOUBLE B
by Haunz October 23, 2009
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hard clit

A very tiny penis
Wow Camden, he had such a hard clit!
by ThatOne Ohler May 9, 2018
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