hague

A last name most commonly mispronounced by stoopid soliciters.

Hi, may i please speak to mr. hagee, houge, hog, haguu

...erh it's actually hague, like the one in the netherlands you dumb soliciter.

by Alex Hague July 2, 2004

HARUEFINATE

HARUEFINATE

We all went outside to haruefinate since we can t smoke in the building.

by Bee mie sunn shyne June 22, 2018

Haueter

Haueter is a dumbass loser, who is stupid and shouldn't be friends with him

Bill: You failed that test? Man you just pulled a haueter!

by Lemonator April 15, 2019

Harqueefa

A harqueefa is when you’re sitting on your man’s butt giving him a back massage and he accidentally farts it goes right up into your pussy.

“My girl was giving me a back massage last night and I accidentally Harqueefa’d her.”

“Dude. You don’t shit where you eat.”

by bougie_b May 7, 2021

The Hague Plague

A reference to the consistent cycle of sickness after returning from the The Hague International Model United Nations conference in the The Hague, Netherlands. The Hague Plague takes many forms (it varies from year-to-year), but it mostly entails stuffy nose, coughing, trouble sleeping, throat soreness, and a general feeling of internal death. While used by many of the delegates after THIMUN, it is mostly used by the schools from the United States.

Kristin got the Hague Plague.

Trace missed a week of school after getting the Hague Plague.

Kaelie missed ten quizzes and three tests because of the Hague Plague.

by Soccergy February 10, 2020

haques

Haques is the phonetic saying of the word "Hacks." Very few people use it, making it another thing to confuse idiots with :D.

Noob: omg how u do dat!
IOA: HAQUES.

by IOA August 3, 2007

Hique

When your iq is at the aboslute maximum that you no longer have time for multiple words to explain how high your iq is so, you put multiple words together to make hique.

Mark said to John, "Dang, that's grood. John said to Mark, "Man you must have a really Hique

by John Deak December 1, 2019