higgity hop on my hopscotch court

A general insult when someone disrespects you.

A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous

So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?

by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010

Hopscotch Hardin

The most dedicated rope jumping amputee that ever "walked" the yard . Dedicated , outgoing , The underdog .

you stuck it out for the win despite getting hurt , you are a real hopscotch hardin .

by Poorneb March 25, 2023

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022

Jiggaboo Hopscotch

A simple game of Basketball.

White Guy: "Look at those Niggers playing Jiggaboo Hopscotch!"

Black Guy: "Excuse me?"

by JonCrematory August 11, 2011

hopscotcher

A player in a multiplayer first person shooter game who uses excessive jumping in order to avoid incoming shots

Those fucking hopscotchers are hard to kill man!

by CrunchyCentar June 5, 2019

Hopscotch in my head

A phrase meaning the mental process you use. One thing triggers another thought on and on until you say something random, which is only percieved as random by others not in your head. Also can be used when you pause after a joke or something along those lines and then finally understand it.

Lola- We have to do a project on a country for history. What do you think I should do?
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!

by veronicaMARS May 21, 2007