hany
A polite, middle-aged or older married Christian man (often a dad’s mate or church uncle) who acts wholesome and fatherly on the surface, but gets subtly thirsty/creepy around younger women or girls. He hides it behind “respectable” behaviour — inviting you to church functions, giving long compliments like “you’re such a lovely young lady,” cushy couch sermons, extra-long hugs, or flowery “my dear” comments. Convinces himself it’s all pure and spiritual.
Ugh my dad’s mate is being such a Hany again — telling me about the Christian function while giving me the soft eyes the whole time.
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