One Hander

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr

"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"

by sananman July 23, 2015

Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

BC 2 hander

BC 2 Hander, aka British Columbia Two-Hander. A Hockey term for slashing, a chop or a two handed swing at an Opponent.

“ if it weren’t for the BC 2 Hander, I would’ve never made it out of Flin Flon”

by Hutcher February 5, 2018

Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.

When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.

by V3lma September 4, 2009

glad hander

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

by sevenhn December 14, 2005

Handorla

A common name given to one's hand during the act of masturbation.

Dude 1: yo what you sayin tonight?
Dude 2: im goin on a date with Handorla

Dude 1: true

by Spanking Tom Connors January 24, 2011

handurgers

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate

My friends are being handurgers

by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013