handicrapper

The handicapped stall in a public restroom.

Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me

by Powersiblings January 18, 2011

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

handicrapper

A fully mobile person who prefers to use the larger handicapped stalls in restrooms.

Wheelchair Bob really needs to drop a deuce, but there's a handicrapper in the stall.

by thomas hooverbagel July 23, 2010

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

Handiclapped

When some is handicapped and ‘clapped’ at the same time

Wow, Steven Hawken is so handiclapped

by Dankipicus October 22, 2018

deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.

Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009

handicaped

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

You are handicaped.

by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012