Handicapslock

The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.

They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".

"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.

by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010

Handipatic

Antipatic but also handicap

De ce esti mah handipatic?

by janozs gyury May 10, 2019

Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

handifat

1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007

handicapable

Someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable."

Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.

by Anti AMac December 11, 2007