fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

male handbook

An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...

Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

Ninja Handbook

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.

How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.

by half Korean half Czech Ninja! January 3, 2010

hansboy777

Hansboy777: An compliment for an incredibly cool person / Handsome person.

Cleerk: Dude, have you seen that guy?
Kosi: No.. Who?
Cleerk: Zrihem, he's totally a Hansboy777.. Lol.
Kosi: For real..

by Hansboy777 February 26, 2022

school handbook

Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.

Before you attend your first year here, you better read our school handbook!

by The Real Driller October 8, 2020

Handbob

When your hand is named bob and comes to life at night and kills your family and then suffocates you alive while watching Netflix.

Don’t you just love it when your handbob comes to life?

by BananaGirlxxx[ October 15, 2018

handbox

The sexiest man in the world, with huge abs, and has the power to attract super hot women.

"Omg its handbox"
"moans"

by CheesyDooDooFart696969 March 16, 2021