hammerdasher

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

by JKrieg March 8, 2008

HammerRoll

To disguise a link to a video of MC Hammer singing "U Can't Touch This." Popularized from "RickRolling". See HammerRolled.com

After being hammerrolled for the third time that day, Pierre was dismayed to find that he had actually learned the words to the song.

by Mister Hammer Roll April 2, 2008

Hammertime

"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

It's muthafuckin Hammertime!

by ok June 24, 2003

Hammercock

Word that defines a mountain of a man who is endowed with a giant penis having considerable mass.

When That guy enters the room swinging his giant Hammercock, there will be no women left for the rest of us.

by StinkySteve April 29, 2014

Hammerd

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

by Tom February 17, 2004

hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

Hammeroid

A pain in the ass West Ham United fan

When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.

by VOR_REP3 March 2, 2007