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hammerandfail

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)
hammerandfail is so funny!
by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021
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Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018
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Hammerpunching

Mia was fighting dirty by HAMMERPUNCHING Kitty until she lost consciousness.
by Paperkitty September 1, 2005
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hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.
The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.
by bigdylsky November 7, 2010
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hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
by vince Meleco January 21, 2008
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jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.
Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.
by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
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hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
by Mike Hart March 26, 2007
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