(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)
hammerandfail is so funny!
by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021
Get the hammerandfail mug.When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!
guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018
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by Paperkitty September 1, 2005
Get the Hammerpunching mug.by bigdylsky November 7, 2010
Get the hammerdong mug.More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
by vince Meleco January 21, 2008
Get the hammerblasted mug.To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.
by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
Get the jan hammering mug.A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"
"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
by Mike Hart March 26, 2007
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