Hamster Suit, noun
1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
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/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/
1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior
2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'
/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/
1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior
2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'
My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.
by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021
Get the hamster gymnastics mug.A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.
me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."
Other person: "......"
Other person: "......"
by Jalberg June 12, 2012
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A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"
John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
by MathKills December 22, 2009
Get the watch that turns into a hamster mug.A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
Get the Muscle Hamster mug.The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
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