haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Matthew has halitosis.

by psycho bitch March 7, 2004

halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.

The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

halitosis

A condition 1/3 people have at Garfield High school

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003

anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009

halotosis

An afterimage type of alteration to your visual and balance processing caused by many hours staring intently at the Halo video game screen, jacked on adrenaline but barely moving your body except for your twitching fingers, navigating through dark alien-infested tunnels with a weird purplish flashlight mounted on the helmet of a wobbly android war machine that you operate via the clumsy X-Y-Z axis joystick interface...distorts your senses when walking and driving after, especially in the dark at 2am when the battle is finally put on pause...save game for later.

After dinner, he said "Slayer in Blood Gulch, or Snipers in the Power Station?" When I got up to pee, it was 2am.

"Yo dude, I gotta work tomorrow..."

"OK, but let's just clear this level and smoke another one before you go."

I had severe halotosis on the way home, with green crosshairs hovering in my field of vision...the flood was everywhere, splattering off the windshield of my Warthog as I crushed them into roadkill.

by jona fin May 12, 2009