Hairgasm

You know you're having a hairgasm when you're feeling someone's hair and you realise you have been petting them for 10 minutes,
Hairgasms usually result from;
Shiny or soft hair,
Spiky or Styled hair,
or sometimes curly hair.

Jane:
"DUUUDEE Have you felt that kid Hunter's hair?!"

Bob:
"OH MY GOD YES IT'S ORGASMICLY SOFT!!"

Jane:
"No, bob, it's HAIRGASMIC!!"

Bob:
"Ohhh, righttt. ;)"

by HesterPrynne March 29, 2009

Humorgasm

Convulsions caused by a combination of sexual stimulation followed by uproarious laughter. Sexual stimulation increases tension and primes the body for release. The unexpected humor causes the aroused body to convulse with laughter, sometimes resulting in an unintended climax.

Derrick: "Oh, man, that girl’s pole dancing routine was so funny I almost had a humorgasm."

Dalton: "I know, right? Excuse me, I have to go change my underwear."

by FoamFan January 27, 2013

horgasmical

The act of being orgasmic. Looked upon orgasmically.

Dude, she's horgasmical....

by 14 year old female May 26, 2006

HASHORGASM

Real physical orgasm caused by massive overload of excitement from a HASH RUN.

Runner A: Dude, did you run Hash yesterday, That run, I swear was soooo good it gave me an orgasm,,
Runner B: no dude that wasn't an orgasm you had, that was an hashorgasm..
Runner A : I think you're right. It was a hashorgasm.. I gotta go EVERY WEEK.

Runner B: That guy: shoeless ho, he sure sets the baddest runs' ever, he's so naughty..

by SHOELESS HO July 10, 2007

Horgasm

A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.

Horgasm is Like Leonel Messi but except 1,000X better!

by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010

Halogasm

The period of time in which an person continues to feel an orgasm after having a sexual experience.

Stephanie was useless in the staff meeting because she was still I her halogasm from last night.

by Dirk217 October 16, 2018

Hairgasm

The action of screaming while messing up your hair, with both hands, during a night out to get the required volumised indie style.

Teresa: "Look at that Chav, her hair is so flat"

Niamh: "She definitely needs a hairgasm"

by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008