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Hourgasm 

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.
Hourgasm by HQR November 8, 2010
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halorgasm 

1. (noun, English) The euphoric and/or pleasurable sensation induced by the Xbox video game "Halo." Usually experienced during massive multiplayer experiences, or when the player hears the cue word "killtacular."
2. (verb, English) To experience a halorgasm.
"When that 16-person Halo game started up, and I immediately got ravaged by four rockets at once, I had the best halorgasm of my life." or,
"Gunning down everyone on the blue team made me halorgasm hard."
halorgasm by Kent October 23, 2003

horrorgasm 

When something is so disgusting that you gain sick pleasure from it or get turned on because it's just so gross.
Like when the perky cheerleader in the horror film gets her head chopped in half and blood and gore squirts everywhere, and you feel that rush-type-thing as you scream. Or when you're reading a really terrifying story and you're like squirming around in anticipation of what happens next and all giddy and scared.
Basically getting excited by something creepy.
"This is so nasty it's awesome! I'm totally going to have a horrorgasm if the vampire tears out that dude's jugular!"
horrorgasm by gee's ghost September 16, 2006

H2orgasm 

When you drink a glass/bottle/canister of nice cool water, it feels so good that you can't help but sit back in your chair and feel good.
After the long, hot august day, I sat back in my chair, opened my Nalgene bottle, and had an H2orgasm
H2orgasm by Noah Pepera-Rudd September 22, 2007

hobogrammer 

A computer programmer who makes $100,000 per year but is homeless because of the ridiculously high rents in the Bay Area
I've got my tent and solar panel set up by the 5th street overpass like a mad hobogrammer
hobogrammer by realsiliconvalley February 19, 2013
when a prostitute causes you to orgasm
Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.
horgasm by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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