Hoborgasm

When a hobo realizes that he will have a meal to eat in the near future. Or when a hobo climax's during a hoborgy.

Reggie the hobo had a hoborgasm the other day when he got invited to a Thanksgiving dinner. He got invited by having a real orgasm with the dinner host.

by Jpaschen September 16, 2010

Hourgasm

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.

Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.

by HQR November 8, 2010

halorgasm

1. (noun, English) The euphoric and/or pleasurable sensation induced by the Xbox video game "Halo." Usually experienced during massive multiplayer experiences, or when the player hears the cue word "killtacular."
2. (verb, English) To experience a halorgasm.

"When that 16-person Halo game started up, and I immediately got ravaged by four rockets at once, I had the best halorgasm of my life." or,
"Gunning down everyone on the blue team made me halorgasm hard."

by Kent October 23, 2003

horrorgasm

When something is so disgusting that you gain sick pleasure from it or get turned on because it's just so gross.
Like when the perky cheerleader in the horror film gets her head chopped in half and blood and gore squirts everywhere, and you feel that rush-type-thing as you scream. Or when you're reading a really terrifying story and you're like squirming around in anticipation of what happens next and all giddy and scared.
Basically getting excited by something creepy.

"This is so nasty it's awesome! I'm totally going to have a horrorgasm if the vampire tears out that dude's jugular!"

by gee's ghost September 16, 2006

H2orgasm

When you drink a glass/bottle/canister of nice cool water, it feels so good that you can't help but sit back in your chair and feel good.

After the long, hot august day, I sat back in my chair, opened my Nalgene bottle, and had an H2orgasm

by Noah Pepera-Rudd September 22, 2007

hobogrammer

A computer programmer who makes $100,000 per year but is homeless because of the ridiculously high rents in the Bay Area

I've got my tent and solar panel set up by the 5th street overpass like a mad hobogrammer

by realsiliconvalley February 19, 2013

horgasm

when a prostitute causes you to orgasm

Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.

by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008