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Halfer T Washington

a half 8th of marijuana / 25 dollars worth
"I don't have enough for an 8th, lemme get a halfer T Washington
by ddubs18 July 3, 2009
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halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.
My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.
by Elwood69er October 1, 2017
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buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.
only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?
by Nesty. January 4, 2012
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34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.
that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.
by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008
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Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.
Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!
by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006
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Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.
Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.
by phonedawgz December 5, 2021
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Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”
by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018
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