haromia

Haromia is a small country/civilization that thrives off the Tree God Ooga. They are lead by their current powerful king Frost.

Haromia is my home

by Haromian Culture June 12, 2018

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[hakimism]

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.
The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. He never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.

well known and faithful followers OF hakimism:

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade, the newest follower of hakimism.

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession, she is a proud hakmism follower.

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez, the youngest follower of hakimism.

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil money

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie, he can never spell hakimism correctly though.

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn, apparently all in the name of hakimism.

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7.

by G-gnome October 5, 2008

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Syabil Hakimi

A hairy guy with small dick and smelly ass bitch.Wearing fake yeezys and fake supreme shirt.Tryna be a hypebeast but broke asf

Who is that guy?
Bro,thats Syabil Hakimi bruh,A broke ass kid tryna be a hypebeast bruh

by BITCH UR BEST FRIEND HAHAHAH April 23, 2018

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Hakiming

Hakiming, the act of being a truly dense cunt.

Tell the guy one thing and he does another, what a Hakim.

I've explained what to do 4 times now! This guy just keeps on Hakiming!

by ProDetailer September 27, 2018

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Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.

She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.

by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023

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Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.

Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.

by MR MIXER April 16, 2023

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