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receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.
Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

your hairline 

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke
Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline
Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.
"Look. You can see Shantelle's hairnips poking through her shirt."
hairnip by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009

unfortunate forward hairline 

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

lebrons hairline 

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.
Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.

_yashiros_hairclips_ 

that one ouran high school fan who was the only one with a Michael Jackson phase but also has cool ppl following them. AKA a whole ass meme page
_yashiros_hairclips_ has too many google form responses