Hairgasm

You know you're having a hairgasm when you're feeling someone's hair and you realise you have been petting them for 10 minutes,
Hairgasms usually result from;
Shiny or soft hair,
Spiky or Styled hair,
or sometimes curly hair.

Jane:
"DUUUDEE Have you felt that kid Hunter's hair?!"

Bob:
"OH MY GOD YES IT'S ORGASMICLY SOFT!!"

Jane:
"No, bob, it's HAIRGASMIC!!"

Bob:
"Ohhh, righttt. ;)"

by HesterPrynne March 29, 2009

hairasie

its literally my name backwards but with ie at the end.

person 1: hey sariah! your name backwards with ie at the end is hairasie!
sariah: omg thank you!

by cheesy bread April 29, 2021

hairwash

the act of washing your hair

'im going or a hairwash'

by Rebecca123 March 14, 2007

Hairest

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hairass

Hair that hangs on the ass of a male/female

That woman has hairass.

by SavvyShafer123 August 5, 2015

Pubic Hairea

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail

I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying

by The REAL harry September 13, 2008

Hairassment

The action of fingering somebody (it may be casual or in a sexual moment) and realizing that the (fingered) person has a hairy anal area.

Dude, I was with this girl and she had a nasty hairassment

Ah, that's disgusting.

by Wtfdude? June 28, 2010