Haggard

The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness
Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...
by Crispy Onions October 13, 2008
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Matt- OMG bro did you see that chick??

Nick- Ya man ehh shes ugly as hell airdaaaah!!

Matt- Bro that chick is Haggard she looks like she got hit by a train!
by Chaldean Person June 26, 2009
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Out of style.Old.Torn up.
Why do you wear those spandex pants,those things are haggard.
by angie cole January 03, 2006
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How you feel when you wake up in the morning after a long hard night of driking, smoking and all out partying.
The look or sound of anything ugly, like that woman with the mullet in the car next to you, or that nastly little kid with chocolate and dirt on his face.
"God did you hear the haggard message she left me from last night?"
by Torry December 07, 2005
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Hideous to the point where you cannot even look at the person or object, or you take one look at the thing and have a harsh reaction such as shock, disgust, nausea, hate, or you just start laughing to the point of no return.
A girl with a combination of green hair, 3 brown teeth, 8-inch heels, vile breath, and reaks with the stench of gin and dumpster would be a clear example of a "haggard" person.
by Katie M. October 21, 2005
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Totally yasted and consumed. Good for nothing. A sap of resources. Stymies and frustrates all attempts at progress or production.
"George" is an imbecilic waste of all he consumes. Shuffles his feet whilst spinning long yarns about his supposed conquests, while a string of sticky spittle mouth buger connects his upper and lower lips. Always trying to run a game on everyone, friend or foe. A total life-sucking leech, an impacted mass on the colon, festering. That is one haggard burned-out scheister.
by dallasman March 08, 2006
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