baby haggis

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.

Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?

by Wye Boy January 25, 2008

Haggis Land.

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.

''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''

by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

Hagaha

A laugh type failure, much like a "type o".

Kurt: Oh man that is funny. HaGaHa

by Slimer55 April 24, 2011

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015

Hagan

A Hagan is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and always knows what to say to make you feel better. He can make you smile or laugh no matter what is going on in your life. He is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He has the purest smile even though he doesn’t show it off that much. He is adorable even though he denies it every time you say something about it. He is an awesome guy that has a lot of interests that you will soon become obsessed with as well. He is helpful and kind no matter what. He will always feel like your best friend no matter how long you’ve known him. He can be awkward at first but not for long. Count on lots of inside jokes if you befriend a Hagan. A Hagan is perfect.

Olivia: Who’s that?

Vera: That’s Hagan!

Olivia: Wow.

Vera: I know. He’s so perfect right?

by woahtherepartner March 31, 2020

love haggis

a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.

his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!

by eeemart December 3, 2009

hagaren

An abbreviation of the Japanese manga and animé, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, also known as Fullmetal Alchemist. Used by fans along with the abbreviation FMA.

Hagaren is a freaking awesome show.

by kagomesdogmn May 13, 2005