Hackney Half

When a London hipster pops ‘semi’ mid sesh after sinking a few craft beers with the boys

A young lady walks into a bar

Woah lad’s, I may have a hackney half coming on!

by Goldilockss0 July 28, 2019

hackneyed quip

a long recognised and overused remark.

a saying that may have originally considered witty and amusing but has quickly lost its effect and subsequent laughs.

popular examples include:
(ya mum, talk to the hand etc.)

you and your hackneyed quips

by Josh Kernich December 11, 2006

hackney backdraft

The act of using an air compressor to shoot cocaine into one's anus

"Oh man, last night was wild. We got the compressor out and did a hackney backdraft with 6 Bar of pressure"

by Dodgy Ecstacy May 28, 2019

Hackney Tuxedo

A tracksuit.

Fucking hell, Brian. How did you wear a Hackney Tuxedo to the fucken club? Dickhole.

by Mike Bucky00 February 08, 2017

Ms Hackney

The queen of England also the exact representation of the Devil.

Elliot: Yo we got ms Hackneys class next.
Erik: Oh shit wonder how fast we'll get kicked out.

by Emike5 March 27, 2019

Hackney Biathlon

Hackney biathlon

Mate did you hear bout Johno? He got himself shot in a Hackney biathlon last night.... Geez what dat mean ? Bruv it's a drive by shootin init ..

by williewumpkin February 11, 2018

Taylor Hackney

Taylor Hackney is a bipolar bitch and can not keep a guy to save her life.

do you know a taylor hackney? yeah shes a whore.

by Sba Highschool Kids February 16, 2018