A Norwegian guy with a awsome name and a gigant 7 foot dick.
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021
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Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
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"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
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Get the haaken mug.Hanakanjō is a fictional disease in which flowers start growing out of the victim's body because of a strong emotion.
They can grow when the person is happy, feel loved or in peace; In that case (good emotions), the flowers will sprout painlessly.
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There's no cure, the flowers come out of the victim's heart, and if anybody tries to take them off, the victim might die.
They can grow when the person is happy, feel loved or in peace; In that case (good emotions), the flowers will sprout painlessly.
But the flowers can also grow when the person is depressed, anxious or deeply missing someone; In that case (bad emotions), the flowers will sprout with a sharp pain.
There's no cure, the flowers come out of the victim's heart, and if anybody tries to take them off, the victim might die.
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He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy
He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy
by JayDogMadFresh March 31, 2021
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