Guzzle 

Being shoved into a giraffe's telephone pole that tries to tape a pelican to a bagpipe

Bartholomew: Wow spongebob is mad at that jelly fish...
Chad: He's being guzzled

Guzzle by Caveman2themax March 5, 2019

Guzzle Wuggleridedled 

When you confuse someone so hard that they cannot bear the power you just used on them, to the point where they disappear into the void.

"Dude don't go near that magician."

"What, why not?"

"John asked to see a magic trick, and he was so Guzzle Wuggleridedled that he disappeared!"

Guzzle Wuggleridedled by Guzzle Wuggleridedler December 27, 2021

guzzle 

to drink in a fast manner

In the words of the black populance, "Guzzle my jizz bitch."

guzzle by Side-Show September 25, 2003

guzzle time 

When you know your about to drink a shit load of alcohol.

I was at the lake for vacation and when i woke up it was guzzle time.

guzzle time by keith everett October 20, 2007

guzzle throat 

a type of motherfucker that can drink any kind of liquid substance, from cum all the way to eating a raw egg and not throw it back up

when u see a body builder crack 5 eggs into a glass and drink it all in one gulp and u have to be thinking damn that is one guzzle throat bitch

guzzle throat by mind fucked May 15, 2014

guzzle monster 

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

guzzle monster by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

Guzzle 

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina and sucking it out

"Dude! I guzzled the shit outta her last night!"

"Yea man I'm gonna try to guzzle her later"

Guzzle by ikr! March 28, 2009