Guytarded

The act of not understanding anything guys say or do; EVER

The guy I like is ignoring me again and I have no idea why, I think I'm guytarded.

by Laterday June 10, 2009

guytastic

Adjective used to describe a scenario stupid on so many levels, only a guy could make it happen in real life.

Guy: Wow, the other day in church I was checking out this girl, and she had a nice ass so I went over and talked to her. Turns out she was my ex who I dumped while dating another girl for a third girl! Then I told her why I went over and she flirted with me.
Friend: Don't you have a fiance?
Guy: Yeah...
Friend: Wow. That's just guytastic, dude.

by runebirdie July 1, 2008

guytem

Easier term to use when referring to girls wearing guy clothes.
Most of the time, the items worn are from stores such as Urban Outfitters (Note: usually cardigans, flannels, hats, etc.)

Looks pretty good when worn properly.

Guy: Aw wow chiclet! You sure know how to pull off men's clothes!!
Girl: Thanks. This is probably one of my best guytems.

by Valgina May 29, 2008

Guytabase

A database of names and contact details of men for an outgoing lady (or gentleman) who wishes to have company for a specific or random outing even on a short notice when the closest friends let down.

Can be categorised by function, i.e. Movie Goers, Badminton Players, FuBus etc. for easy browsing and to have a higher success rate to get something arranged based on today's personal preferences.

Highly detailed guytabase holders may also mark down a contact's activities in other life to determine whether he may be available on a short notice.

Damn, my best friend, once again, pulled out to go see a film with me this evening. I may have to go through my guytabase to see if anyone's interested to go.

by Getmegazebo November 18, 2009

guyth

Mr Barret's students

Guyth! NO talking!

by Jeff Barret May 28, 2018

Guytan

An Amazing name for a Guy. He's the type of guy to give you the world and everything you deserve. He is acting, loving, amazing, kind, smart and handsome. He's the kind if guy every girl wants. Tall, handsome, sweet, gentleman ect... He is the perfect Guy for any girl. If you can think of a perfect boyfriend, Guytan is the guy for you. He will wake up in the morning to give you a good morning text and before he goes to sleep, he will make sure that you have a good night text. He's the perfect and ideal guy for any girl.

Guytan meaning gift given by God to others.

I saw this Guy at the movies and started talking to him. Wow! He was a real Guytan. He was perfect.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Guyton

If you are a guyton you are part of an elite group of people. If you ever meet a guyton, don't let them leave your life because all Guytons are amazing. Truly, every guyton you meet, you will fall in love with. if you are in a room with a guyton, prepare to wear sunglasses because you will get blinded by their amazing-ness

Random dude: omg that person is so cool

Random dude: Yeah, that's because they're a guyton

by dictionaryqueen24 May 18, 2022